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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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