What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Faithful men.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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