- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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