- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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