This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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