Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Penis.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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