- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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