- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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