Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Face Hunter is scum

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Santa isn't real

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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