George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

womens rights

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