- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Morning wood.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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