why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What? Why?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You know whats funny Aids

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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