- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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