- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

sorry got to poo

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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