- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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