- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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