A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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How's the weather? Good.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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