- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

bangers and mash?

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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