Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

whats worse than a kane nothing

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

My love life

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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