- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

You know whats funny Aids

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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