Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Who is John Galt?

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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more like nig!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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