my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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boobs.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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