a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What is 9+10? 19

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Two planes walk into an office building

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

i killed my family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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