Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Who is John Galt?

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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more like nig!

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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