- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Blacks

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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