why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

You know what's funny? Rape

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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