whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

roses are red violets are indigo

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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