why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

My Butthole.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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