Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

An Aisian failed a test

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Liverpool City Football Club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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