- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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