A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

hi dave

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

My dad

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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