What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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