- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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