Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

National security?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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