Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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