- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Velcro. What a rip off.

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