- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

sorry got to poo

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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