- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What do you call a black man? Black

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

i had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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