Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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