- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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