Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Life

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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