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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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