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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What? Huh?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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