What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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your life

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Anti Joke

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