- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

KOOKABURRA

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

NASCAR

Actually it was me Josh brown

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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