What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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hashtags suck balls

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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