A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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