- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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