Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

epic win?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Neil Lewis

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

sorry son your nanas been put down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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