- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Women's Rights.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

30cm = 0,3meters

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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